Once I was getting ready to meet my friends from the astronomy club. We were going to watch the meteor shower that promised to dazzle and amaze us with it’s spectacular showers of stars. Then my hemmoroids started acting up and threatened to ruin everything. I called my mother in law, who is a registered nurse that specializes in this kind of thing. She told me how to cure them using only household ingredients. I was amazed by the simplicity. They were gone in no time, and now I owe my mother in law big time for saving my bacon from certain destruction.